QuoteReplyTopic: MID-YEAR FORUM DISCUSSION of 2013 CHOICES Posted: June 12 2013 at 5:01pm
To oiram: Yeah. I personally won't be nominating anyone stand-alone for Movie 43 unless one of them also stars/starred in another film that deserves a nod. But I rarely, if ever, take the fallen-angel factor into consideration.
To Vheid: I didn't list Broken City, Parker, The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia, Safe Haven, Escape From Planet Earth, Dark Skies, Dead Man Down, The Call, The Lords of Salem, or Tyler Perry Presents Peeples either.
As for Only God Forgives, it doesn't have that cheesy style that RAZZIE classics are known for, it's much lesser-known than others, and it played in many a film festival. If it's a wide release, then perhaps it'll gain some infamy next month or so.
To be honest I had forgotten that most of those movies even existed...
Only God Forgives also is the second pair-up of director Nicholas Winding Refn and actor Ryan Gosling (in the same type of role) so to many feels like an indirect sequel to Drive (or at least a follow-up to it). But we'll see if it is on anyone's priority list right now (it's not on mine).
To be quite honest, we're not halfway through the year, but I've got DOUBLE the number of contenders now than I had at the end of last year. It's going to be hard to choose from the creme de la crap. Right now, InAppropriate Comedy is my #1, After Earth #2 (I'd LOVE to see Will Smith and L. Ron Hubbard nominated for WORST COUPLE) there are too many for that #3 slot for me to make up my mind right now!
1. Scary Movie 5 2.Hangover Part 3 3. The Last Exorcism part 2 (Both a Rip off and Sequel) 4. The Big Wedding (Rip Off of Valentine's Day, WHat to Expect when You're expecting and New Year's Eve) 5. Grown Ups 2
If you care to find me, Look to the Western Sky :)
With the early reviews of Lone Ranger out, I think it's time for me to update the list of my Razzie choices so far:
Worst Picture After Earth The Big Wedding G.I. Joe: Retaliation A Good Day to Die Hard The Hangover Part III Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters A Haunted House The Host InAPPropriate Comedy The Last Exorcism Part II The Lone Ranger Movie 43 Scary Movie 5 Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Worst Actor Adrien Brody/InAPPropriate Comedy Gerard Butler/Movie 43 and Olympus Has Fallen Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifiankis, and Ed Helms/The Hangover Part III Robert De Niro/The Big Wedding Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer/The Lone Ranger Josh Duhamel/Movie 43 and Safe Haven Colin Farrell/Dead Man Down Jeremy Renner/Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Simon Rex/Scary Movie 5 Will Smith and Jaden Smith/After Earth Channing Tatum/G.I. Joe: Retaliation and White House Down Vince Vaughn/The Internship Mark Wahlberg/Broken City and Pain & Gain Marlon Wayans/A Haunted House Bruce Willis/G.I. Joe: Retaliation and A Good Day to Die Hard
Worst Actress Gemma Arterton/Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Essence Atkins/A Haunted House Ashley Bell/The Last Exorcism Part II Halle Berry/The Call and Movie 43 Rose Byrne/The Internship Katherine Heigl/The Big Wedding Julianne Hough/Safe Haven Diane Keaton/The Big Wedding Jennifer Lopez/Parker Melissa McCarthy/Identity Thief Noomi Rapace/Dead Man Down Saoirse Ronan (as Melanie Stryder) and Saoirse Ronan (as Wanderer)/The Host Keri Russell/Dark Skies Ashley Tisdale/Scary Movie 5
Worst Supporting Actor "The Amazing Racist" Ari Shaffir/InAPPropriate Comedy Cedric the Entertainer/A Haunted House Russell Crowe/Broken City William Fichtner/The Lone Ranger and Phantom John Goodman/The Hangover Part III and The Internship Terrence Howard/Dead Man Down and Movie 43 William Hurt/The Host Ken Jeong/The Hangover Part III, Pain & Gain, and Rapture-Palooza Seth MacFarlane/Movie 43 Aasif Mandvi/The Internship and Movie 43 Jerry O'Connell (as Christian Grey from Fifty Shades of Grey)/Scary Movie 5 Barry Pepper/Broken City, The Lone Ranger, and Snitch RZA/G.I. Joe: Retaliation Rob Schneider (as J.D.) and Rob Schneider (as Psychologist)/InAPPropriate Comedy Charlie Sheen/Scary Movie 5 Ray Stevenson/G.I. Joe: Retaliation Nick Swardson/A Haunted House Tom Wilkinson/The Lone Ranger Robin Williams/The Big Wedding James Woods/White House Down
Worst Supporting Actress Elizabeth Banks/Movie 43 Helena Bonham Carter/The Lone Ranger Maggie Gyllenhaal/White House Down Famke Janssen/Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Kim Kardashian/Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor Joey King/White House Down Diane Kruger/The Host Heather Locklear/Scary Movie 5 Lindsay Lohan/InAPPropriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5 Carey Mulligan/The Great Gatsby Adrianne Palicki/G.I. Joe: Retaliation Michelle Rodriguez/Fast & Furious 6 and InAPPropriate Comedy Katee Sackhoff/The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia Susan Sarandon/The Big Wedding and Snitch Kate Winslet/Movie 43 Catherine Zeta-Jones/Broken City
Worst Screen Couple Any combination of any two cast members utterly embarrassing themselves by making vulgar, crude, and/or offensive "jokes"/Movie 43 Ashley Bell and the demon possessing her/The Last Exorcism Part II Halle Berry and her "Bird's Nest" hair/The Call Robert De Niro and either Katherine Heigl, Diane Keaton, or Susan Sarandon/The Big Wedding Johnny Depp and either Helena Bonham Carter, Armie Hammer, or the crow headpiece/The Lone Ranger Colin Farrell and Noomi Rapace/Dead Man Down Julianne Hough and Josh Duhamel/Safe Haven Leatherface and his chainsaw/Texas Chainsaw 3D Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen/Scary Movie 5 Jennifer Lopez and Jason Statham/Parker Jeremy Renner and either Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, or Pihla Viitala/Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Saoirse Ronan and either Jake Abel, Max Irons, or Saoirse Ronan/The Host Will Smith and Jaden Smith/After Earth Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson/The Internship Mark Wahlberg and either Russell Crowe/Broken City or Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson/Pain & Gain Marlon Wayans and either Essence Atkins, Nick Swardson, or the “Paranormal Activity”/A Haunted House Bruce Willis and Jai Courtney/A Good Day to Die Hard
Worst Screen Ensemble Entire cast of After Earth Entire cast of The Big Wedding Entire cast of G.I. Joe: Retaliation Entire cast of A Good Day to Die Hard Entire cast of The Hangover Part III Entire cast of Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Entire cast of A Haunted House Entire cast of The Host Entire cast of InAPPropriate Comedy Entire cast of The Lone Ranger Entire cast of Movie 43 Entire cast of Scary Movie 5 Entire cast of Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Worst Sequel or Prequel G.I. Joe: Retaliation A Good Day to Die Hard The Hangover Part III The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia InAPPropriate Comedy The Last Exorcism Part II Scary Movie 5 Texas Chainsaw 3D
Worst Remake or Rip-off The Big Wedding (Remake of Mon frčre se marie) The Great Gatsby The Hangover Part III Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters A Haunted House The Lone Ranger Movie 43 (Rip-off of The Groove Tube and The Kentucky Fried Movie) Tyler Perry Presents Peeples (Rip-off of Meet the Parents) Scary Movie 5 Texas Chainsaw 3D
Worst Director Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk, Brett Ratner, and Jonathan van Tulleken/Movie 43 Jon M. Chu/G.I. Joe: Retaliation Roland Emmerich/White House Down Ed Gass-Donnelly/The Last Exorcism Part II Taylor Hackford/Parker Malcolm D. Lee (With some “help” from David Zucker)/Scary Movie 5 Shawn Levy/The Internship John Moore/A Good Day to Die Hard Andrew Niccol/The Host Tyler Perry/Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor “The ShamWow! Guy” Vince Offer/InAPPropriate Comedy M. Night Shyamalan (With some “help” from Will Smith)/After Earth Gore Verbinski/The Lone Ranger Tommy Wirkola/Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Worst Screenplay After Earth (Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan and Gary Whitta; Rewrites by Mark Boal and Stephen Gaghan; Story by Will Smith) G.I. Joe: Retaliation (Written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick; Based on the toyline and cartoon by Hasbro) A Good Day to Die Hard (Screenplay by Skip Woods; Based on the characters created by Roderick Thorp) The Hangover Part III (Screenplay by Todd Phillips and Craig Mazin; Based on the characters created by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore) Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (Written by Dante Harper and Tommy Wirkola; Based on the fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm) A Haunted House (Written by Rick Alvarez and Marlon Wayans) The Host (Screenplay by Andrew Niccol; Based on the novel by Stephanie Meyer) InAPPropriate Comedy (Written by “The ShamWow! Guy” Vince Offer, Ken Pringle, and "The Amazing Racist" Ari Shaffir; Additional dialogue by Adrien Brody, Dante, Christina Pazsitzky, and John Ryan Jr.) The Internship (Screenplay by Vince Vaughn and Jared Stern; Story by Vince Vaughn) The Last Exorcism Part II (Screenplay by Damien Chazelle and Ed Gass-Donnelly; Story by Damien Chazelle; Based on the characters created by Huck Butko and Andrew Gurland) The Lone Ranger (Screenplay by Justin Haythe, Ted Elliott, and Terry Rossio; Story by Justin Haythe, Ted Elliott, and Terry Rossio; Based on Lone Ranger by Fran Striker and George W. Trendle) Movie 43 (Written by Steve Baker, Ricky Blitt, Will Carlough, Tobias Carlson, Jacob Fleisher, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Clas Kjellstrom, Jack Kukoda, Bob Odenkirk, Bill O'Malley, Matthew Alec Portenoy, Greg Pritikin, Rocky Russo, Olle Sarri, Elizabeth Wright Shapiro, Jeremy Sosenko, Jonathan van Tulleken, and Jonas Wittenmark) Scary Movie 5 (Written by Pat Proft and David Zucker) Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor (Screenplay by Tyler Perry; Based on The Marriage Counselor by Tyler Perry) White House Down (Written by James Vanderbilt)
Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact.
The above list is pointless WITHOUT the following on the worst of 2013 ballot: Worst Actor- Charlie Sheen/A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III (a must), Nicolas Hoult/Jack the Giant Slayer, Chris Pine/Star Trek Into Darkness; Worst Supporting Actor- Sean Penn/Gangster Squad, RZA/G.I. Joe: Retaliation, Will Smith/After Earf (where he belongs), Katt Williams/Scary Movie 5; Worst Supporting Actress- Maggie Gyllenhaal/White House Down, Kate Hudson/The Reluctant Fundamentalist, Cobie Smulders/Safe Haven; Worst Director- Roman Coppola/Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III, Lasse Hallstrom/Safe Haven, Brian Singer/Jack the Giant Slayer, Zach Snyder/Man of Steel (more to come...)
Most Unforgivable RAZZIE snubs: Men Women & Children, Hobbit (esp Ryan Gage), SonyMan 2, JDepp (Tusk), KCostner, Theo James, Sean Anders, Leslie Mann, Katie Holmes, Imogen Poots, and Diane Keaton!
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