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    Posted: May 06 2007 at 1:39pm
HOT FUZZ

If this movie reminds you of your neighborhood, you might want to move.
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If GRINDHOUSE was a lawsuit...

It wouldn't have a leg to stand on...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 11:48pm
WILD HOGS

If this movie was the only ride I had to get to work, I'd walk, even if the office was 50 miles away.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 9:53pm
WILD HOGS

If this movie was a tread...it would be recalled...

If this movie started a trend...bicycles would be the rage now...as it set motorcycles back more than 100 years...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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TMNT

If this was served as a soup...I'd ask the waiter to take it back...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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WILD HOGS

If this were served as a meal...there would be no antacid strong enough to get rid of the heartburn...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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SWEPT AWAY

If this movie was on your floor, you'd sweep it up, throw it in the trash...and send it directly to the dump.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2006 at 7:47pm
REPO MAN

If this movie were a car...it would be repossessed...and then sold asscrap metal later on...

Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 04 2006 at 5:39am
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION

If it were a present...I would prefer a fruitcake...
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NATIONAL LAMPOON'S FAMILY VACATION

If this movie reminds you of your last roadtrip, maybe you should stay home this year.  LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 31 2006 at 8:06pm
RHINESTONE

If this movie was a music lesson...it couldn't hit a right note with a Mack Truck...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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LITTLE MAN

If this movie was a diaper:  it would be full of Censored; it would need to be thrown away and replaced NOW. Dead
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If Sly and Madonna ever did a movie together, the movie would be called "Title Bout of the Award-Losing Champs"
The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.
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THE SHINING

If this was a kid's movie, would the sun would start shining brighter than usual?

The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.
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The Notorious Bettie Page

If this movie was what I saw this weekend, I'll be tied up all weekend.  Big smile
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If this movie was a drug cocktail, it would be a combination of
crack and ipecac.


If this movie was an American president, it would be George
W(anker) Bush.


If this movie was a consequence of drinking, it would be what
happened to Bon Scott and John "Bonzo" Bonham.

 

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