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    Posted: February 28 2015 at 10:13pm
Will that even be released in cinemas? None of they're other recent films have... and i hope it stays that way (because that way i can avoid them more easily)...
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My gosh, the jokes are so bad they don't even look a tiny bit amusing in the trailer!

I know it's a cliché, but I'm going to say it... The money used to make this film should have gone to more important things, like charities or world problems.
Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact.

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Looks like the notorious Seltzerberg duo are back, "satirising" Fast & Furious...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote oiram Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 15 2015 at 6:45am
Crimson Peak trailer:

Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact.

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Trailers for Aloha, The Gunman, Regression, and Hot Pursuit:







Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact.

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Originally posted by oiram

So we have another Hitman movie. I didn't even know the games were still a thing:


2012's Hitman: Absolution was considered by fans a return-to-form for the series.
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Trainwreck trailer:

Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact.

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Man from U.N.C.L.E. trailer:

Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact.

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So we have another Hitman movie. I didn't even know the games were still a thing:

Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact.

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Trailer for Straight Outta Compton:

Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact.

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Trailer for Poltergeist:

Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact.

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Trailer for Magic Mike XXL:

Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact.

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Originally posted by GTAHater767

Originally posted by Vits

He didn't answer, so we don't know if he has an X-Box. Either way, we're living in an age where there are no video-game-playing-type of people. 

Wait a minute. Are you saying that video games are on the decline around the world? If you were saying, for example, that the Wii U, XBOX One, and PlayStation 4 broke no new ground and that there's a risk of an industry crash within a decade or so, then I'd see where you're coming from. Conversely, I see some award shows, including the BAFTAs, honoring the best of video games, and there aren't any well-known award shows dedicated primarily to video games yet! How else could you mean there are no more gamer types left?

There was The Game Awards in December though... and also, there was the disaster that was VGX. Joel McHale ripped apart Geoff Keighley and the show for the joke it was.

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No, I meant that most people play video-games and it's not just for geeks (that's what "video-game-playing type" meant, right?) anymore.
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Originally posted by Vits

He didn't answer, so we don't know if he has an X-Box. Either way, we're living in an age where there are no video-game-playing-type of people.

Wait a minute. Are you saying that video games are on the decline around the world? If you were saying, for example, that the Wii U, XBOX One, and PlayStation 4 broke no new ground and that there's a risk of an industry crash within a decade or so, then I'd see where you're coming from. Conversely, I see some award shows, including the BAFTAs, honoring the best of video games, and there aren't any well-known award shows dedicated primarily to video games yet! How else could you mean there are no more gamer types left?

In response to Fifty Shades of Grey: I wish that film the worst of luck with pro critics. We, the RAZZIEs, are going to need it if Jupiter Ascending doesn't go down to a D on Rotten T and Metacritic!
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He didn't answer, so we don't know if he has an X-Box. Either way, we're living in an age where there are no video-game-playing-type of people.
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