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    Posted: December 01 2005 at 8:27am

JUST WHAT IZ MIZZ THERON SAYING TO THE OSCAR® AUDIENCE??

CHARLIZE: "And after I kill my career with AEON FLUCKS — and maybe win a Worst Actress RAZZIE® — I can alwaze put this hunk o' hardware up for bid on e-Bay!"

OKAY...YOUR TURN!
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CHARLIZE: "And from here on out, my life is pretty much gonna be all downhill..."

 
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Posts: 905 		Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 01 2005 at 6:42pm

"Okay now that I'm considered a leading lady capable of carrying a movie I'm going to sell out... I mean screw you guys! I just bought a new house in Malibu! How else am I going to make the payments? With this artsy crap that only pays $3 million a picture and only makes $27 million at the box office? Does Meryl Streep have a yacht and a house in Malibu? To hell with that! I mean I posed for PLAYBOY people, I'm incredibly hot!"

Ok that was more of a speech than a caption, that was fun though.

P.S. Charlize's photos in PLAYBOY were only so-so.

"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Posts: 109 		Post Options Post Options   Quote #1-Film Freak!! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2005 at 1:14am

CHARLIZE: "And I promise, I'll make movies every bit as good as the ones Angelina Jolie and Kim Basinger made after they won one of these!"
Nobody LUVS movies more than ME!
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Posts: 133 		Post Options Post Options   Quote JoBloMovieGoer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2005 at 1:17am

CHARLIZE: "So, I get to keep this, even if I make something like AEON FLUX? I mean, you let Halle Berry keep hers!"

 
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Posts: 129 		Post Options Post Options   Quote #1-Movie-Fan! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2005 at 1:59am

CHARLIZE: "I'm ready to cash in, Mr. DeMille!"

 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote StinkersRule Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2005 at 9:46am

CHARLIZE: "Even with that dud AEON FLUX on my resume, I'm still WAY hotter, cooler, likable, talented AND more Oscar-nominated than that stuck-up skank Gwyneth Paltrow*, and the Razzie is STILL going to Tara "New-FOUND-land" Reid!"                                                                                                                            

*among SO many others                                                                                 

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Posts: 492 		Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2005 at 3:04pm

CHARLIZE: "If you love me now, just wait'll you see me in DIRTY LOVE 2!"

2013's WORST PICTURE--InAPPropriate Comedy. WORST ACTOR-Rob Schneider & Adrian Brody WORST ACTRESS-Lindsay Lohan! WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS--Kim Kardashian! WORST DIRECTOR--The Sham Wow Man!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Nidbear Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2005 at 6:15am

CHARLIZE: "Believe me folks, who would want to see me in KING KONG?  I don't even look like Fay Wray!  Check me out next as Aeon Flux -- Now that is a role to wrap my paws around!"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Rutger Hammer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2005 at 1:46pm

CHARLIZE: "After AEON FLUX tanks, you can catch my next movie at 1 am on Cinemax..."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Python Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 12 2005 at 10:09am

Charlize: "Did I really bomb? I thought I just farted..."

 
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Charlize: "Suckers!"
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CHARLIZE: "All I can say is...I'm deeply sorry. Everybody makes mistakes, right?"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote B-Man Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2005 at 6:00am

"Crap, I guess Aeon Flux did suck.  Oh, well..."
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MichaelB Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 31 2005 at 7:30am

 

 "Oh Crap, I won a Oscar?  I Thought I won a Razzie for Aeon Flux!"
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