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    Posted: May 04 2009 at 3:50am
"My god. I'm your sled, Mr. Kane. And if you aren't on top of me in the next 30 seconds, I'm going to pump your guts full of lead. DAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOU!!!!"
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

"My god. I'm your sled, Mr. Kane. And if you aren't on top of me in the next 30 seconds, I'm going to pump your guts full of lead. DAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOU!!!!"

This sled sounds a little unstable... perhaps it should seek some professional help?
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"You can take this gun from my cold, dead treads!"
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

"You can take this gun from my cold, dead treads!"

"Get your Filthy hands off of me, you damn dirty Kane!"
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Bikini scenes! That's all I remember about the movie.
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Originally posted by Michaels

Bikini scenes! That's all I remember about the movie.

 

I think there was a scene where...

...

.... Ok yeah, Bikini scenes....
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Originally posted by CriticalFrank

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

"You can take this gun from my cold, dead treads!"


"Get your Filthy hands off of me, you damn dirty Kane!"



Nice.

And let's face it. If they made Citizen Kane these days, there would be bikini scenes. Plural.
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley


Nice.

And let's face it. If they made Citizen Kane these days, there would be bikini scenes. Plural.

A movie just isn't a movie without at least one Bikini Scene... It is a necessity...
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Especially movies about the Iditarod.
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Especially movies about the Iditarod.

Well of course. NOTHING says "dog sled race through the frozen north" quite like some lovely ladies in Bikinis....
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I'd say that Ski School and the copycat 80's sex comedies were about on par with Citizen Kane. THEY all wore bikinis and were skiing... It's clearly the same thing... Ok... Let's tie this back to whatever thread this is... Hold on, lemme scroll back up and... THE UNINVITED?! Nevermind... Let's keep talking about talking sleds played by legendary actors and classic movies enhanced with bikinis.
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Ski School as being on par with Citizen Kane... seems reasonable enough....  Since the Bikini is one of the most brilliant film making devices Hollywood has at its disposal... Well, besides talking sleds as voiced by Hollywood Legends.

Now if only I could figure out a way to bring thos etwo brilliant ideas together...
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"Citizen Kane" didn't have any bikini scenes; it's one of the few levels that the movie fails on. Then again, I don't think Orsen Welles was the two-piece type.
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Originally posted by Michaels

"Citizen Kane" didn't have any bikini scenes; it's one of the few levels that the movie fails on. Then again, I don't think Orsen Welles was the two-piece type.

Damned mental images... Why? Why do you hate me?
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I think it's safe to say that Schindler's List wouldn't have managed a single Oscar without the bikini scenes.
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Originally posted by CriticalFrank

Damned mental images... Why? Why do you hate me?

Oh, it's all part of our evil plan, same as our plan to have critics bash all movies that Miguel and MWG like. 
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