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    Posted: December 20 2007 at 4:32am

2007's FAILURE to PROVIDE EVEN ONE BAD MOVIE from PERENNIAL RAZZIE® CONTENDER UWE BOLL LEFT OUR MEMBERS FEELING LET DOWN...BUT 2008 STARTED OUT with a BANG from "HIS BADNESS"!

 IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE HAS the USUAL BOLL CAST of INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN (BUT OBVIOUSLY HARD-UP) ACTORS, IS BASED on a VIDEO GAME and (with UWE at the HELM) PROVED to BE DELICIOUSLY LAME. 

NOW IT's YOUR TURN to WELCOME BACK "THE RAZZIE® MASTER"...

OMG -- It features Burt Reynolds AND Ray Liotta !

 

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The guess from where I sit is that anyone who watches this tripe will envy the poor souls locked away in said dungeon.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote wetbandit82 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 20 2007 at 10:23am

BARF:  Abandon ship!  Abandon ship!  Women and Mawgs first! 

Never mind the king, in the name of humanity put THIS GUY in the dungeon (just suppose what we'd have if he'd been tapped for the nightmare that was Dungeons and Dragons...on second thought, don't, that's cruel and unusual punishment).  At least it'll probably disappear three days after it's released, or at least until he starts claiming the critics are part of advanced sleeper cells for a worldwide Neptunian invasion or what have you.   

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Let's not forget "Postel" which is supposed to come out in 2008. The only directors that stand a chance against Uwe are Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedburg, but with two films Uwe will be hard to beat.
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Boll's movies are designed to be laughed at, groaned at, leave you feeling "what the hell?".  However, I must confess, the one scene in BloodRayne where Meat Loaf played a kind of vampiric Bacchus actually was good.  Unfortunately, he hired a bunch of Romanian prostitutes as extras, but it still wound up being a good scene.  That's one thing Uwe Boll has done that Ed Wood, Jr. never did--Among his last three movies, Boll did make one good scene. . . .

 

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Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

Let's not forget "Postel" which is supposed to come out in 2008. The only directors that stand a chance against Uwe are Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedburg, but with two films Uwe will be hard to beat.


I actually heard on IMDB that Postal is not that bad... They said it was pretty funny, but gross.

About Dungeon Siege, the trailer makes this film look like a Lord of the Rings ripoff (mountains, orc-like creatures, swords etc.). Wow, how is Uwe Boll still able to make films?
Seltzerberg is back?

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Movie Man Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 22 2007 at 5:16am

I might see it when it comes out. It's 2 and a half hours, and I heard that the director's cut on DVD will be around 3 hours and 15 minutes.


 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 22 2007 at 11:32pm
Originally posted by cvcjr13

  Unfortunately, he hired a bunch of Romanian prostitutes as extras, but it still wound up being a good scene.  That's one thing Uwe Boll has done that Ed Wood, Jr. never did--

Let's not underestimate old Eddie. The idea might well have occured to him, but he probably just couldn't afford it.

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How does Uwe Boll keep getting good actors to be in his films? Sir Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, now Ray Liotta. ( Whose choices of projects this year are a far cry from Goodfellas, to say the least.) He's gotta be a warlock.......... or he just offered them a lot of money.

I prefer the former explanation.  

 

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Or he knew Anthony Pellicano well, and used him to get these people...

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote bruin_522 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2007 at 2:08pm
Looks like another bad movie from Uwe Boll...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote cvcjr13 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 25 2007 at 6:03am
Originally posted by saturnwatcher

Let's not underestimate old Eddie. The idea might well have occured to him, but he probably just couldn't afford it.

          

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Post Options Post Options   Quote wetbandit82 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 28 2007 at 7:30am

TV spots for this put no credits up at the end--just the "coming by such and such date" tag, and official website -- so clearly they're scared stiff to let the public know this is connected with Boll in any way, shape or form! 

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Movie Man Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 29 2007 at 3:46pm

That's been done with other movies as well, so it hardly means that they're not connecting this movie with him. "Independence Day" did it, and so did all three JP movies (in some TV spots).  


Originally posted by wetbandit82

TV spots for this put no credits up at the end--just the "coming by such and such date" tag, and official website -- so clearly they're scared stiff to let the public know this is connected with Boll in any way, shape or form!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Nasty Man Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 06 2008 at 3:07am

Whoa! 2008 isn't even two weeks old, and already we've got a Uwe Boll film to pick on!  Things are looking, as the Head RAZZberry himself might say, "Berry Good" for the year ahead!

 

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When I saw The Trailer for IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE I thought about Dungeons & Dragons
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