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    Posted: October 21 2008 at 7:47pm
Originally posted by Michaels

And here I thought the first "Mortal Kombat" movie was the "Citizen Kane" of video game movies. A guilty pleasure for sure, but it is the ONLY video game movie that ... gasp! ... actually follows the plot of the video game it was based on! And then they ruined it with a sequel that is not worth the keystrokes to type about.



I agree, although I actually thought Silent Hill wasn't to bad, visually it was spot on with the game it was based on, not to mention it looked pretty damn cool, the dialog left alot to be desired but overall it was alright. This on the other hand looks like a Sin City rip-off with cheap looking bullet-time effects... and it was PG-13.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Michaels Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 22 2008 at 7:43am

Originally posted by Mayhem5185


I agree, although I actually thought Silent Hill wasn't to bad, visually it was spot on with the game it was based on, not to mention it looked pretty damn cool, the dialog left alot to be desired but overall it was alright. This on the other hand looks like a Sin City rip-off with cheap looking bullet-time effects... and it was PG-13.

Yeah, there's nothing dumber than trying the make a PG-13 movie out of a mature-only game. Unless the parents don't care about what their kids play, the people who have played this game are over 18, and they are the ones who will be going to see the movie. I think what happened with "Max Payne" was that it was effected by "Bangkok Dangerous". Both are movies about hitmen, and since "BD" didn't do all that well at the B.O., "MP" had to have some changes to it so it would stick out more, like I don't know, winged demons that have nothing to do with the game itself.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moviewizguy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 22 2008 at 9:31am

Yes, the only passable game adaptation is Mortal Combat. I will have my fingers crossed for The Prince of Persia. I'm a huge fan (or used to) so...yeah.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote wetbandit82 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2008 at 8:27am
On this note, word has it Don Bluth may be personally trying to get a Dragon's Lair feature together, one that would show Dirk's backstory on how he came to be a knight (and presumably why he tends to scream so much).  If it does go through, and they let him take care of it, I think it should be at least passable. 
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Everyone, hold your breath ... Sam Raimi wants to make a World of Warcraft movie! Oh dear lord, I hope there'll be no singing, dancing or crying in it!
"Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie ... but, no, no. John Hughes did not direct my life." ("Easy A", 2010)
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Post Options Post Options   Quote sportsartist24 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2008 at 6:59am
They have made thoughts about doing a Halo movie, but there's no way that's ever gonna happen at all.
The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Michaels Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2008 at 11:10am
I know the "Street Fighter: Legend of Chung Li" is being filmed as we speak. I think Kristin Kreuk is super cute and all, but can she carry a whole movie by herself?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote movieman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2008 at 1:54pm
I just saw this underwhelming dreck of a movie, and it while it as laughably
inept as The Happening, it's still comparable to last year's Hitman.
In the words of Roger Ebert, 'this fails the Gene Siskel Test: 'Is this film more
interesting than a documentary of the same actors having lunch?' No joke;
after the first ten minutes, I wasn't even watching the movie, I was just
staring at the screen with a muted expression the whole damn time! Do not
under any circumstances, see this movie.

As for Mila Kunis, she's not particularly bad in this movie, but as far as bad
girls go, she's no Angelina Jolie.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MiguelAntilsu Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 11 2008 at 1:24pm
I don't think that this movie has much of a chance of getting nominated.  You might dis Mark Wahlberg for his role in The Happening, but he did comparatively better in this film.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote movieman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2008 at 9:00am
I think if this does get nominated, it will be because of Mark Wahlberg sharing a nomination for this one with The Happening. At least in that one he tried to be more than a one-dimensional caricature...but here he didn't even bother.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote movieman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2008 at 12:32pm
Another thing I noticed, why doesn't this movie appear in pink type under
the complete list of eligible titles?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MiguelAntilsu Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2008 at 2:45pm
You can ask the same question about Babylon AD and Twilight (not that I think they'll get nominated).
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 01 2009 at 9:46am

After finally seeing this (and being a big video game fan) I have to say I wasn't completely disappointed. Although Det. Jim Bravura in the game was a older man in his 50's and wore glasses. I didn't think Mona Sax should have been played by Mila Kunis. Although I did like what they did with the drug Valkyre.

If you watch past the credits, it hints at a sequel. Ah yeah!!! Anyone heard about a God of War adaptation?!?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote movieman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 04 2009 at 5:19pm
Please do not make a sequel! I seriously wanted to leave the theater the first
time around, the only reason I stayed was because I was with a friend(and
the fact that he had the keys to the car).

Note to Hollywood: Please stop making movies based on video games, and
focus more on your graphic novels. Movies like Sin City and
Watchmen are good because they are more focused on story and
characters than on action and style.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Michaels Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 05 2009 at 5:50am

Originally posted by movieman


Note to Hollywood: Please stop making movies based on video games, and focus more on your graphic novels. Movies like Sin City and
Watchmen are good because they are more focused on story and
characters than on action and style.

Hollywood be original and character driven? Sorry dude, but you're asking for too much. Not in this business when a Michael Bay film that is 90% CGI and things blowing up is the highest grossing movie of the year so far, even if it's getting ripped apart by critics.

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