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    Posted: April 23 2011 at 1:10pm
Originally posted by Mayhem5185


Is it bad that i have a morbid curiosity to see this now lol
Maybe, because the more I hear about this movie, the more I want to avoid it at all costs.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Mayhem5185 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 24 2011 at 3:17am
I said morbid curiosity lol, it sounds like one of those movies that's so bad, that it has to be seen to be believed, kind of like "house of the dead" and "Freddie got fingered"
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Mayhem, your not the only one with this morbid curiosity. To bad i can't watch the link that i send Schumacherh8ter myself (because i don't have divx on my computer)
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Time to review the second worst 3D family film from last year!
 
The good:
 
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The bad:
 
Nathan Lane: OK, who's the genius who cast Nathan Lane as Albert Einstein? Better yet, who thought that Einstein should be in this?
 
John Turtorro: He's just terrible in this. He plays the Rat King who looks like Andy Warhol. It's not his worst movie since there's no wrecking-ball testicles, but still!
 
Gielgud: He's that creepy monkey-man on the first page. He's annoying and when he's found beaten up, I hoped that it was his corpse. To my dismay, he lives on.
 
The ugly:
 
Andrey Konchalovskiy: This guy's the director. The directing is just crappy. The only movies of his that I've heard are this, Runaway Train and Tango & Cash. That last one features Stallone beating up Clint Howard with a slinky. As you can tell, it's a cinematic classic.
 
The special effects: This cost $90 million? Was all the money spent on John Turtorro's wig? This, almost, makes Skyline look like Transformers in this department.
 
Pedophilliac undertones: I'm convinced, the Rat King is a pedo! That line I said in the Furry Vengeance forum was only the tip of the iceberg! In another scene he offers the kids toys with me half-expecting to see a window-less van in the backround. He, also, hits on Mary shamelessly. Then again, everyone hits on her! Gielgud hits, Nutcracker hits on her, hell Frau Eva hits on her!
 
Well, that's one frankly disturbing movie! It does my heart good knowing that this tanked hard! Grade: F
 
Next-up: Scooby-Doo!
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At last, one of your reviews ends with a much deserved F!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 08 2011 at 4:49pm
Furry Vengeance had an F.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SuperTeenTopia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 08 2011 at 4:52pm
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

Furry Vengeance had an F.
Oops, my bad. Yes it does.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 08 2011 at 5:37pm
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

He, also, hits on Mary shamelessly. Then again, everyone hits on her! Gielgud hits, Nutcracker hits on her, hell Frau Eva hits on her!
Isn't she played by Elle Fanning?Figures.LOL
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Isn't she played by Elle Fanning?Figures.LOL
Now that her older sister, Dakota, is of age (as are most teenaged actresses this year), poor little Elle is the new jailbait of Hollywood!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 09 2011 at 7:23am
Let's not get carried away.Elle is pretty and all,but Dakota is something else.
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Originally posted by Vits

Let's not get carried away.Elle is pretty and all,but Dakota is something else.
Well yes, Dakota has the acting chops of the family, but pedophiles couldn't care less either way! But I'm sure they are all too busy drooling over AnnaSophia Robb in "Soul Surfer" right now.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 09 2011 at 1:05pm
Actually, I think that Elle is slowly surpasing Dakota. Sure, this may've sucked, but she has a lot of other good credits lately (Benjamin Button, Super 8) and Dakota's stuck in the Twatlight series.
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Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

Actually, I think that Elle is slowly surpasing Dakota. Sure, this may've sucked, but she has a lot of other good credits lately (Benjamin Button, Super 8) and Dakota's stuck in the Twatlight series.
True, very true. Not to mention that Hollywood is always looking for new, young talent, and now that Dakota is 18, she's considered over the hill. So now her much more illegal aged sister must take her spot as the go-to child actress!
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Actually, Dakota's still 17. And Dakota has had only ONE good movie in the past five years (Coraline) and that was animated, so she actually wasn't seen on-screen.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SuperTeenTopia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 09 2011 at 10:21pm
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

And Dakota has had only ONE good movie in the past five years (Coraline) and that was animated, so she actually wasn't seen on-screen.
Also very true. Little Elle is starting to outshine her with movie choices alone.
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