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    Posted: September 13 2011 at 5:25pm
Time to rip into an over-ripe piece of dog sh*t!
 
The good:
 
Dax Shepard and Luis Guzman's cameo: There two scenes are the only scenes that feel lively.
 
The bad:
 
Rita Wilson: Wilson has less than five minutes of screen-time, but makes a big impression. A BAD, big impression; imagine the reverse of Viola Davis in Doubt! In that limited screen-time to gets her fingers jammed in a trunk and ends up the hospital. Fitting.
 
Walt Becker: The director of this and Wild Hogs needs to be trampled by both dogs and hogs!
 
Kelly Preston: Usually, I disagree with all the attention she gets from the Razzies. This, on the other hand, is completly justified!
 
The ugly:
 
Robin Williams: He hasn't been funny since the 2000 Academy Awards*. This is no different.
 
John Travolta: Can we launch John Travolta into outer-space? I don't think anyone would mind.
 
Trying to shoe-horn a PG-13 movie into a PG-rating: I mentioned in the main forum, that I read somewhere that this was supposed to be PG-13, but it bombed with test-audiences, so they re-edited it to be PG. This makes sense because of all the scenes that seem out-of-place (i.e. the viagra joke**) and the LONG time between the finish date and the release date.
 
God this was bad! I watched Contagion today*** and I'd rather live in that movie's universe than watch this again! Grade: F
 
Next-up: Cats & Dogs 2!
 
*he sung Blame Gate of Hell from the South Park movie with every Canadian stereotype running around in the backround!
**interestingly enough, that crappy The Pink Panther remake, also, started life as a PG-13 movie, but was edited down to a PG after bad test-screening and had a viagra joke!
***I gave it a B, would have been higher if there was more scenes of Goopy Paltrow in pain!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2011 at 6:05pm
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

Dax Shepard and Luis Guzman's cameo: There two scenes are the only scenes that feel lively.
What about the othe cameos?
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

Walt Becker: The director of this and Wild Hogs needs to be trampled by both dogs and hogs!
How do you feel about VAN WILDER and BUYING THE COW?Let me guess:you disliked the former and has never heard of the latter(nobody has).
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

Can we launch John Travolta into outer-space? I don't think anyone would mind.
Why should aliens suffer?Wasn't enough that he gave them a bad name in BATTLEFIELD EARTH?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2011 at 8:28pm
Your assessment John Travolta is true. Maybe launch Travolta into the sun? Then we wouldn't piss-off any aliens!
 
Also, your guess about my opinion on Walt Becker's past movies is true.
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